1. mischief-in-221b:

    gdirtydime19:

    lastmimzy:

    The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

    I will always share this LOL

    I relate on a spiritual level with the absolute fury in that cat’s face in the last gif

    Reblogged from: sassypistachios
  2. markus-of-nuttus:

    demispooky:

    male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

    where is the lie tho

    Reblogged from: sassypistachios
  3. cleromancy:

    do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

    Reblogged from: sassypistachios
  4. diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

    diamoncls:

    I FUCKED UP

    Reblogged from: dutchster
  5. rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

    I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

    Reblogged from: theonionking
  6. rifa:

    literatenonsense:

    exgynocraticgrrl:

    Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

    on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

    see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

    How come I didn’t know this

    Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

    Reblogged from: sassypistachios
  7. thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults have set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in America history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

    thrillboswaggins:

    girlwhowasonfire:

    shitangiggle:

    girlwhowasonfire:

    Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

    Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

    In 2012, young adults have set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in America history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

    image

    Reblogged from: sassypistachios
  8. Matilda (1996)

    Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, somebody like the kind, courageous people in her books. But it occurred to her that talking dragons and princesses with hair long enough to climb, such people would only exist in storybooks.

    Reblogged from: theonionking
  9. grinderman2:

    me in high school: omg cant wait for college
    me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

    Reblogged from: sassypistachios
  10. wet-monsoon:

    ALEX HIRSCH JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M HONESTLY SO CONCERNED

    Reblogged from: timmimae
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